As part of a recurring feature on Failed Critics about some of the best TV episodes of all-time, I contributed this piece about an episode of Gravity Falls.
I’m not going to give these films the benefit of a fun song pun, they’re just utter garbage.
Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really don’t like these films.
These were the best, around. Nothing’s ever gonna bring them down.
These are the cream of the crop, they rose to the top. They’ve never eaten a pig cos a pig is a cop.
The Judge has a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad weekend, Dracula does makes Untold millions, Kill The Messenger is DOA, the full list will give you Whiplash, and Other Box Office News.
It comes maddeningly close to excellence, but Godzilla is fatally flawed.
Although there’s little here if you’ve seen District 13, Brick Mansions still sufficiently justifies its existence with fun lead turns and a rejiggered finale.
Although it’s sometimes too crass for its own good, Bad Neighbours still succeeds by being fast, funny and surprisingly sincere.
This is an ugly, inept, insulting abomination.