What I’ve Been Watching: 28/08/19 – 03/09/19
Toy commercials, treasure hunts, terrorist plots, and sippy cups.
Toy commercials, treasure hunts, terrorist plots, and sippy cups.
Uncomfortably jingoistic and grossly impersonal, lacking in any guilty fun or thrills to offset that, American Assassin should be dishonourably discharged from cinemas.
“Events occur in real time.”
Right now: terrorists are plotting to assassinate a presidential candidate, my wife and daughter have been targeted, and people that I work with may be involved in both. I’m FailedCritics writer Callie Petch, and today is the longest day of my life.