How Avengers: Infinity War Broke the Marvel Cinematic Universe
The boy has cried wolf too many times for it to mean anything anymore.
Tag: Avengers: Age of Ultron
Just Let Hope Do It
Winking self-acknowledgment is not an acceptable substitute for actual self-improvement.
US Box Office Report: 03/07/15 – 05/07/15
Terminator: Genisys’ order to “Come with [it] if [we] want to live” is studiously ignored, Magic Mike XXL only ends up in a light shower of dollars, they tried to make people watch Amy and people said “Yes, yes, yes”, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 26/06/15 – 28/06/15
People REALLY f*cking love dinosaurs, Ted ends up like Flash Gordon – a thing we all liked as a kid and now want to distance ourselves from, [Insert Tasteless Batkid Begins Gag Here], and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 19/06/15 – 21/06/15
When dinosaurs ruled the box office, Inside Out/Inside Win, people sadly Just Say “Nope” to Dope, Manglehorn gets mangled, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 12/06/15 – 14/06/15
People f*cking love dinosaurs, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 05/06/15 – 07/06/15
America chose… wisely! Spy rules, Entourage drools, Insidious pulls… in crowds, OK, this headline has failed totally, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 29/05/15 – 31/05/15
San Andreas is no busta, Aloha says Aloha to any semblance of money, Results can barely do one measly pull-up, I can’t even make up a terrible pun for Heaven Knows What cos it looks too miserable, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 22/05/15 – 24/05/15
Tomorrowland comes today and is really underwhelming, Poltergeist is here and did really mediocre… y’know what? This whole Memorial Day Weekend was basically a total bust, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 15/05/15 – 17/05/15
Pitch Perfect 2 beat Mad Max: Fury Road so I guess society is completely fucked or something, Age of Ultron has only just now passed $1 billion so Marvel are completely fucked I guess, people are still voluntarily giving money to Far From the Madding Crowd, and Other Box Office News.
Callie Petch 