My Fantasy Awards Booking 2020
A kinder, fairer, better Awards Season line-up (cos I picked it all).
A kinder, fairer, better Awards Season line-up (cos I picked it all).
These movies have got 5 on it.
Pop (culture) will eat itself, and Other Box Office News.
Crawl wades, Stuber stalls, audiences enthusiastically greet The Farewell, and Other Box Office News.
Annabelle Comes Home to find its ex having already moved out, Yesterday won’t even let me make a goddamn Fab Four-th joke, and Other Box Office News.
OH FUCK TOY STORY 4 UNDERPERFORMED EVERYBODY PANIC THE MOVIE INDUSTRY IS IN ITS DEATH THROES ABANDON SHIP, and Other Box Office News.
Pets gets neutered, Dark Phoenix flames out, Godzilla gets stomped and basically everything is terrible, and Other Box Office News.
Rapping rabbits, banging beats, Bash Brothers, and redundant remakes.
John Wick massacres The Avengers, A Dog’s Journey gets put down, The Souvenir fetches a high price at auction, and Other Box Office News.
Detective Pikachu can’t quite catch ‘em all, The Hustle runs a short con, Poms fails to conjure up enough pep, nobody has Tolkien’s axe, and Other Box Office News.