Capitalism reaches its Endgame, and I guess there’s Other Box Office News but who really cares.
There will never be another film like Endgame and there never should be.
People still love dinosaurs, the Day of the Soldado is surprisingly profitable, Uncle Drew nets a three-pointer, Leave No Trace does exactly that, and Other Box Office News.
People. Fucking. Love. Dinosaurs. And Other Box Office News.
Ocean’s 8 rocks a money suit, Hereditary puts down unstable roots, nobody’s checking in to the Hotel Artemis, a LOT of people want to be Mr. Rogers’ Neighbor, and Other Box Office News.
Adrift sinks, Action Point gets shut down, Upgrade is more a minor patch, American Animals steals any “steals” pun reserved for Ocean’s 8 next week, and Other Box Office News.
The boy has cried wolf too many times for it to mean anything anymore.