Moviegoers gleefully make themselves look like Jackasses, Moonfall is a Moonfail, The Worst Person in the World is mega-popular, and Other Box Office News.
Whilst the new releases are away, the Spider-Men will play, and Other Flailing Attempts to Fill 500 Pre-Amble Words.
ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO SPIDER-MAN, The 355 is 404, and Other Box Office News.
Moviegoers are singing “Spidey Bells,” being Scrooges to all other releases, and Other Box Office News.
We are all living in Spider-Man’s multi-verse, and Other Box Office News.
West Side Story Jets to first place, National Champions Latifi-s itself, Red Rocket blasts off TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON, and Other Box Office News.
How are you all doing? Let’s just rap for a bit, shoot the shit, y’know? Who needs Box Office News anyway?
There’s not a whole lot to be thankful for at this year’s Thanksgiving but at least audiences wanted a slice of Licorice Pizza, and Other Box Office News.
Audiences ain’t afraid of no nostalgia bait, King Richard hits the net, and Other Box Office News.
The Men in Black and Ghostbusters sequels have largely failed by consciously attempting to be something they’re not.