War Dogs comes up big short, Kubo’s Two Strings snap, the new Ben-Hur is left to drown, and Other Box Office News.
People hope that it’s their last time with Suicide Squad, nobody is left unsatisfied by the Sausage Party, Pete’s Dragon camouflages itself from the public, audiences come Hell or High Water, and other Box Office News.
Suicide Squad starts strong, stumbles suddenly, suffers super; Nine Lives gets hit by a car and dies; and Other Box Office News.
Jason Bourne remembers how to claim the top spot, Bad Moms make good money, Nerve bottles it, this has been a really terrible Summer, and Other Box Office News.
People don’t watch that, they watch Star Trek; it’s Lights Out for expectations; Ice Age has a Collision Course with failure; Don’t Think Twice about these puns as I certainly didn’t; and Other Box Office News.