A film that misfires as spectacularly as The Nutcracker and the Four Realms has no right to be this boring.
Whatever potential Transcendence may have had is squandered by Stone Age gender and technological politics and overall nonsensical stupidity.
Go and see The Lego Movie. Drop whatever you are doing and go and see The Lego Movie. Right now. Immediately. Get in a car or on a bus or run, don’t walk, to your nearest cinema to go and see The Lego Movie now. Do it. Vamanos.