Playing with Fire
Playing with Fire is risible white-hot garbage.
Tag: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Callie Petch’s Bottom 10 Films of 2015: #10 – #6
Daddy needs to express some rage.
US Box Office Report: 29/05/15 – 31/05/15
San Andreas is no busta, Aloha says Aloha to any semblance of money, Results can barely do one measly pull-up, I can’t even make up a terrible pun for Heaven Knows What cos it looks too miserable, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 22/05/15 – 24/05/15
Tomorrowland comes today and is really underwhelming, Poltergeist is here and did really mediocre… y’know what? This whole Memorial Day Weekend was basically a total bust, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 15/05/15 – 17/05/15
Pitch Perfect 2 beat Mad Max: Fury Road so I guess society is completely fucked or something, Age of Ultron has only just now passed $1 billion so Marvel are completely fucked I guess, people are still voluntarily giving money to Far From the Madding Crowd, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 08/05/15 – 10/05/15
Age of Ultron drops like that one thing from the movie that I can’t specify cos spoilers I guess, Hot Pursuit has lost ‘em, The D Train has been cancelled, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 01/05/15 – 03/05/15
Age of Ultron makes all of the money but not ALL of the money so cinema is officially doomed, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 24/04/15 – 26/04/15
The Age of Adeline is not upon us, Little Boy makes child-sized money… basically, filmgoers opted to not see the crap that came out this week, and Other Box Office News.
Screen 1 (13/04/2015)
Ladies, gentlemen, and others, you will believe that a person can experience and convey ALL of the emotions within the space of an hour! Callie Petch is driven to giddiness, silliness, anger, joy, sadness, and total defeat by this week’s content. Lucy’s back, though, so she’s able to keep things moving as they tackle a… Read More Screen 1 (13/04/2015)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
A semi-comprehensive guide to the 23 times that I gave Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 the middle-finger salute.
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