The Magnificent Seven successfully defends the box office from viewer apathy, Storks delivers a middle child, The Dressmaker is driven out of town, The Queen of Katwe is put in check, and Other Box Office News.
Blair Witch unspools, Bridget Jones is left all by herself, Snowden fails to generate sustained public interest (just like the real Snowden), audiences don’t Let Hope Rise or take Mr. to Church, and Other Box Office News.
Historically awful weekend where nothing of interest happens upholds that fine tradition, and Other Box Office News.
Audiences use all of their senses to see Don’t Breathe, Mechanic is semi-successfully resurrected, some people are now going to the Southside with You, Hands of Stone has Feet of Lead, and Other Box Office News.
War Dogs comes up big short, Kubo’s Two Strings snap, the new Ben-Hur is left to drown, and Other Box Office News.
People hope that it’s their last time with Suicide Squad, nobody is left unsatisfied by the Sausage Party, Pete’s Dragon camouflages itself from the public, audiences come Hell or High Water, and other Box Office News.
Sexism kinda sorta wins in a way slightly, and Other Box Office News.