Callie Petch’s Bottom 10 Films of 2017: #10 – #6
These films are toxic, I’m slipping under.
These films are toxic, I’m slipping under.
The Year in Review begins with a list of the best individual scenes of 2015.
People REALLY f*cking love dinosaurs, Ted ends up like Flash Gordon – a thing we all liked as a kid and now want to distance ourselves from, [Insert Tasteless Batkid Begins Gag Here], and Other Box Office News.
When dinosaurs ruled the box office, Inside Out/Inside Win, people sadly Just Say “Nope” to Dope, Manglehorn gets mangled, and Other Box Office News.
People f*cking love dinosaurs, and Other Box Office News.
America chose… wisely! Spy rules, Entourage drools, Insidious pulls… in crowds, OK, this headline has failed totally, and Other Box Office News.
San Andreas is no busta, Aloha says Aloha to any semblance of money, Results can barely do one measly pull-up, I can’t even make up a terrible pun for Heaven Knows What cos it looks too miserable, and Other Box Office News.
Tomorrowland comes today and is really underwhelming, Poltergeist is here and did really mediocre… y’know what? This whole Memorial Day Weekend was basically a total bust, and Other Box Office News.
What a lovely day for Screen 1. Lucy and Callie are tired and stressed thanks to essay deadlines, but talking about modern masterpiece Mad Max: Fury Road snaps them out of their funk and, in fact, takes up most of the show. Elsewhere, Callie is disappointed by A Royal Night Out, they check back in… Read More Screen 1 (18/05/2015)
Pitch Perfect 2 beat Mad Max: Fury Road so I guess society is completely fucked or something, Age of Ultron has only just now passed $1 billion so Marvel are completely fucked I guess, people are still voluntarily giving money to Far From the Madding Crowd, and Other Box Office News.