The Invitation is sparsely RSVP-d, George Miller can’t even manage three million dollars of Longing, our biggest success this weekend is a goddamn Rogue One re-release, and Other Box Office News.
“And out of the elephant’s trunk… confetti.”
Rings only needs three days to die, has a large space between it and The Space Between Us, there’s really not a lot else to talk about, and Other Box Office News.
A Dog’s Purpose appeases its masters, Resident Evil: The Final Chapter shambles past an indifferent audience, Gold is more of a polished turd, it’s Oscar Nomination Bump Time, and Other Box Office News.
Split unites audiences, the Return of Xander Cage is more-or-less embraced, The Resurrection of Gavin Stone converts nobody, The Founder chokes on its own greasy junk, and Other Box Office News.
New Releases wave Bye Bye (Man) to any semblance of money, Patriots Day suffers from a lack of sufficient Real Americans, Live-ing by Night makes one Sleepless, and Other Box Office News.
Hidden Figures solves the equation, A Monster Calls but nobody responds, Underworld is not on a Blood-buzz, let’s check in with the Limited Releases, and Other Box Office News.
Hold up, other films don’t love you like these do.
Before we begin the countdown, let’s take a look at the year’s best individual scenes.
The 2016 Year in Review begins with a rundown of the year’s best trailers.