US Box Office Report: 01/04/22 – 03/04/22
Morbius sucks (relatively speaking), and Other Box Office News.
Morbius sucks (relatively speaking), and Other Box Office News.
The Lost City houses box office riches, RRR makes $$$, there was a very Finite Storm, everyone is Everything Everywhere All at Once, and Other Box Office News.
Napping Box Office reporter caught unawares by surprising volume and semi-noteworthy performances of new releases, and Other Box Office News.
Yeah, sure, I guess we’ll go see The Batman again, and Other Box Office News.
The Box Office turns on the Bat-signal and The Batman dutifully answers, and Other Box Office News.
Uncharted successfully keeps its foothold, Studio 666 is condemned, Cyrano comes up [CHEAP OBVIOUS JOKE DELETED], and Other Box Office News.
Uncharted recovers the lost gold, Dog rolls over and gets a treat, the other new release is Cursed to obscurity, and Other Box Office News.
Death on the Nile is murdered, Marry Me gets dumped, the Blacklight shuts off, and Other Box Office News.
Moviegoers gleefully make themselves look like Jackasses, Moonfall is a Moonfail, The Worst Person in the World is mega-popular, and Other Box Office News.
Whilst the new releases are away, the Spider-Men will play, and Other Flailing Attempts to Fill 500 Pre-Amble Words.