So I’ve Finally Played Marvel’s Spider-Man…
Some loosely-structured thoughts sos my brain doesn’t try to guilt me over having spent the past fortnight almost solely playing one video game.
Some loosely-structured thoughts sos my brain doesn’t try to guilt me over having spent the past fortnight almost solely playing one video game.
Toy commercials, treasure hunts, terrorist plots, and sippy cups.
Pictures of Spider-Men, rivers of shit, Jaegers, and lots and lots of drugs.
Second verse same as the first, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 makes all of the exact same mistakes the original did, burying the nugget of a great film deeper and deeper the longer it goes on for.