Daddy needs to express some rage.
The self-indulgence continues!
Pixels has insufficient quarters, Southpaw goes down in the fifth, Paper Towns exposes the flimsy construction of the John Green empire, nobody wanted to see what The Vatican Tapes didn’t want us to see, and Other Box Office News.
Ant-Man shrinks the standard Marvel opening, Trainwreck is anything but a, Mr. Holmes effortlessly cracks The Mystery of How to Get Into the Top 10, these puns are awful even by my standards, and Other Box Office News.
This week on Screen 1, a movie review show, Callie and Lucy spend at least 10 minutes talking about television. Look, it was a slow week, OK? There’s much geeking out and splooshing over the Ash vs. Evil Dead trailer; Callie mourns the closure of The Dissolve and lets us in on their hair-styling tricks;… Read More Screen 1 (13/07/2015)
The Minions are their own boss, The Gallows has made back its budget 100x over, people were selfish and didn’t see Self/Less, it’s not been a good week to be a limited release, and Other Box Office News.
Terminator: Genisys’ order to “Come with [it] if [we] want to live” is studiously ignored, Magic Mike XXL only ends up in a light shower of dollars, they tried to make people watch Amy and people said “Yes, yes, yes”, and Other Box Office News.
People REALLY f*cking love dinosaurs, Ted ends up like Flash Gordon – a thing we all liked as a kid and now want to distance ourselves from, [Insert Tasteless Batkid Begins Gag Here], and Other Box Office News.