Death on the Nile is murdered, Marry Me gets dumped, the Blacklight shuts off, and Other Box Office News.
Moviegoers gleefully make themselves look like Jackasses, Moonfall is a Moonfail, The Worst Person in the World is mega-popular, and Other Box Office News.
Whilst the new releases are away, the Spider-Men will play, and Other Flailing Attempts to Fill 500 Pre-Amble Words.
America Screams that they wanna go faster, the power of Christ compels Redeeming Love, The King’s Daughter drowns, and Other Box Office News.
ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO SPIDER-MAN, The 355 is 404, and Other Box Office News.