Rapping rabbits, banging beats, Bash Brothers, and redundant remakes.
Illumination’s take on The Grinch is not incompetent but it is thoroughly inessential.
Despicable Me 3 is a tired, stale, scattershot mess of a film that I’d be more forgiving of if, like the other entries in this series, it were actually funny.
And now, the not-so-thrilling conclusion!
Here are the best moments in the past year where films put the needle on the record.
Audiences use all of their senses to see Don’t Breathe, Mechanic is semi-successfully resurrected, some people are now going to the Southside with You, Hands of Stone has Feet of Lead, and Other Box Office News.
War Dogs comes up big short, Kubo’s Two Strings snap, the new Ben-Hur is left to drown, and Other Box Office News.
People hope that it’s their last time with Suicide Squad, nobody is left unsatisfied by the Sausage Party, Pete’s Dragon camouflages itself from the public, audiences come Hell or High Water, and other Box Office News.
Suicide Squad starts strong, stumbles suddenly, suffers super; Nine Lives gets hit by a car and dies; and Other Box Office News.
Jason Bourne remembers how to claim the top spot, Bad Moms make good money, Nerve bottles it, this has been a really terrible Summer, and Other Box Office News.