What I’ve Been Watching: 21/05/19 – 27/05/19
Rapping rabbits, banging beats, Bash Brothers, and redundant remakes.
Tag: The Secret Life Of Pets
Your 2019 Summer Movie Guide, Part 1
Return of the Guide (IT IS), return of the Guide (PUMP UP THE WORLD)!
The Grinch
Illumination’s take on The Grinch is not incompetent but it is thoroughly inessential.
The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature
Whilst still only peaking at “instantly disposable,” The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature is a commendable improvement from the legendarily awful original.
Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3 is a tired, stale, scattershot mess of a film that I’d be more forgiving of if, like the other entries in this series, it were actually funny.
The 2nd Annual Callum Petch Awards, Part 2
And now, the not-so-thrilling conclusion!
The 10 Best Needle-Drops of 2016
Here are the best moments in the past year where films put the needle on the record.
US Box Office Report: 26/08/16 – 28/08/16
Audiences use all of their senses to see Don’t Breathe, Mechanic is semi-successfully resurrected, some people are now going to the Southside with You, Hands of Stone has Feet of Lead, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 19/08/16 – 21/08/16
War Dogs comes up big short, Kubo’s Two Strings snap, the new Ben-Hur is left to drown, and Other Box Office News.
US Box Office Report: 12/08/16 – 14/08/16
People hope that it’s their last time with Suicide Squad, nobody is left unsatisfied by the Sausage Party, Pete’s Dragon camouflages itself from the public, audiences come Hell or High Water, and other Box Office News.
