Pan cannot fly, audiences do not give The Walk something it can feel, Steve Jobs wins everything, Knock Knock does Trash, and Other Box Office News.
The Martian sciences the sh*t out of making money, The Walk loses its (bank) balance, Sicario means “dolla dolla bills y’all,” the public vote against Freeheld, and Other Box Office News.
The public checks back into Hotel Transylvania, The Intern gets paid (unlike actual interns), Stonewall crumbled, The Green Inferno immolated, and Other Box Office News.
It’s a week of disappointments on Screen 1. Callie and Lucy are disappointed by Legend despite it starring Tom Hardy, Callie is disappointed by the emptiness of Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials, and we should all be disappointed by the fact that Lucy has not seen The Visit yet. Boos all round for all involved.
The Perfect Guy charms his way to the top, The Visit proves surprisingly prosperous, $2 million In Heaven is better than $1 million in Heaven, Sleeping with Other People is a rather lucrative past-time, and Other Box Office News.