Just when you thought it was safe to venture back into the realm of Internet radio, Screen 1 FINALLY returns! Lucy and Callie return from a month-long break to break down in detail Straight Outta Compton, whilst Lucy offers up some parting words for horror master Wes Craven. Then the focus switches to Callie who… Read More Screen 1 (03/09/2015)
Audiences head straight into Compton, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.’s cover is blown, Mistress America takes home a Participation Award, and Other Box Office News.
The Fantastic 4 are dead, audiences tentatively accept The Gift, Ricki and the Flash got booed off-stage, motherfuckers didn’t go and see Shaun the Sheep Movie, and Other Box Office News.
The waning days of Summer attempt to rescue this mostly-awful year-so-far.
Mission: Impossible doesn’t self-destruct, nobody wanted to go on Vacation cos they’d reached The End of the Tour, you should all Listen To Me Marlon, and Other Box Office News.
Pixels has insufficient quarters, Southpaw goes down in the fifth, Paper Towns exposes the flimsy construction of the John Green empire, nobody wanted to see what The Vatican Tapes didn’t want us to see, and Other Box Office News.
Ant-Man shrinks the standard Marvel opening, Trainwreck is anything but a, Mr. Holmes effortlessly cracks The Mystery of How to Get Into the Top 10, these puns are awful even by my standards, and Other Box Office News.