The Meh-gnificent 7 of 2019
It’s time once again for our yearly notation of the movies that boldly dared to simply exist.
It’s time once again for our yearly notation of the movies that boldly dared to simply exist.
Toy commercials, treasure hunts, terrorist plots, and sippy cups.
John Wick massacres The Avengers, A Dog’s Journey gets put down, The Souvenir fetches a high price at auction, and Other Box Office News.
Part 2 of the only UK Summer Movie Guide with enough misplaced snark to power five small-time YouTube channels singlehandedly for at least a week.
Detective Pikachu can’t quite catch ‘em all, The Hustle runs a short con, Poms fails to conjure up enough pep, nobody has Tolkien’s axe, and Other Box Office News.
Endgame is inevitable, everything else is fucking dead, and Other Box Office News.